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留言人: steve(70)
主題: re:a joke for everyone
留言日期: 3/8/2006 12:15:00 AM

Please refrain from posting any jokes someone may find it distastful. Remember this forum is read by both genders and kids of all ages. Please keep it G-rated. Thanks

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留言人: leung kui sang(gary)
主題: a joke for everyone
留言日期: 3/7/2006 7:27:00 AM

Thank Chan Leun Sun for verifying two puzzles, and according to my
knowledge there are two teachers in our school in the 60's and 70's who bears the same english names but are differnet in chinese. The one you are refering biology teacher leung ching yuen was hired in 64' along with the chinese literature teacher chan loc sang, math teacher chan ming sang, chemistry teacher tam foon ah (he lives in San Jose which in the south bay of San Francisco I met and had a chat with him in the last November alumni reunion). I was the student of the schools' first matriculation class in 70.
Again my emil is gary leung@dot.ca.gov. You all are welcome(teachers and students) to chat in this block and email to me.
Before starting the joke as I promised I like to express myself first. Being a student in a boys' school was not easy, as we had to follow and comply to the schools' policy and regulation. I am sure every fellow collegians already experienced this. If those old timer hard heart teachers knew that there was a joke circulated around between boys they saw a deep-soul punishment on the students is unpreventable. Well, thank God those time are history, let us enjoy a cheerful moment.
Hey, your guys remember the last US president and his favored white house intern. Yeah, here you go, he is bill clinton and miss monica lewinsky. The other day monica went to her docter's office to have a physical check-up.
After a while her docter finished and said, "miss lewinsky you are every thing fine and in good health."
Monica said,"but doc, I am a few pounds heavier than before"
Her doc said,"oh, it is normal for a woman who gain few pounds after quit smoking, especially quit smoking cigar."



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